1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:03,271 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:06,907 Aow, Lisa. You've got our kitchen smellin' and lookin' like 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,976 The International House of Waffles. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,279 Now th is a breakfast fit for a king! 5 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,714 Ah ah ah...put that back, Tony. 6 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,650 This breakfast is for our superstar princess. 7 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:19,653 I don't you don't expect us to sit here and watch while she eats all this for herself. 8 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,955 No, but I want her to see the presentation first. 9 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:23,324 Alright. 10 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,726 Woa, Mom! Wait a minute... 11 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,561 Dad musta upgraded your room. 12 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:31,132 Ah no, this is an amazing breakfast 13 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:33,934 for an amazing college-bound child. I prepared 14 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,336 all your favorites, 15 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,237 as you can see. 16 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,838 [Tony chuckles] You're the best, Mom. 17 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,773 Yah ah ah, put that sausage down, boy. 18 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:43,511 She said amazing, not academically-challenged child. 19 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,614 That's cold, Dad. You know I got my genes from you. 20 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:49,016 Yeah I got a belt in these jeans too. Keep it up. 21 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,453 Tony, both of our children are amazing...okay. 22 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,188 See. Why thank you, Mom. 23 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,924 Okay, Devin. Put that sausage back, like right now. 24 00:00:56,957 --> 00:01:01,095 Okay? this is for our special soon-to-be college freshman. 25 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,864 Oah...thanks, Mom. But seriously, it's not a big deal. 26 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,534 I'm only moovin' across the freeway, not across the country. 27 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:10,138 Yeah, but I just wanted to do somethin' to show you how special you are, 28 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,572 and how proud of you we are. 29 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:14,675 And even though you're only an hour away just remember you will always 30 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,844 - ...be... - I know, Dad. I know. 31 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,312 our little girl. 32 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,614 [Lisa laughs] Well, shouldn't we both... 33 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,851 be gettin' the special treatment. I mean I am goin' back to school 34 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,886 and a brotha is hungry. 35 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,889 Ah ah ah ah, drop it, Prince of Probation. 36 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,691 [Audience laughter] 37 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:33,627 Now you already got the royal treatment when we sent you off to school the first time. 38 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:37,231 And speakin' of which, your future student loans are comin' out of your allowance. 39 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,566 Now let's eat. 40 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:39,567 [Audience laughter] 41 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,236 Suddenly, I've lost my appetite. 42 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,837 That's cool. Let me get his plate. 43 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:44,738 [Theme Music] 44 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,707 * Woke up and my wife said to me * 45 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,076 * the bill collectors want their fees * 46 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,345 * the kids keep talkin' back to me * 47 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:52,846 * Family Time 48 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,416 * Family Time. Family Time 49 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:59,086 * Family Time. Waa aah woa oah oah oah yeah * 50 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,089 [Instrumental Music] 51 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,692 Oh, Lisa... 52 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:08,696 Can you believe our baby's about to be a college girl? 53 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:12,166 No. And if I think about it too much I'm gonna start crying... 54 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,167 again. 55 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,235 [Lisa sulking] 56 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,769 Well, since I'm not about that... 57 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,071 havin' a kid life...thank you, sis. 58 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:19,240 For what? 59 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,841 For savin' me the stretch marks 60 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,177 by havin' the daughter that I didn't have to give birth to. 61 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,045 Crowd favorite auntie right here. 62 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,547 Girl, bye! 63 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,183 I am the favorite auntie. 64 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:32,085 And recently, I've been contemplating 65 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:33,254 having my eggs frozen. 66 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,622 [Scoffs] 67 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,056 [Audience laughter] 68 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:39,460 To give Ebony and Devin a cute little bi-racial 69 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,262 first cousin one day. 70 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,764 Mm'kay. No offense Lori, 71 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,633 but a you shoulda started thinkin' about your little 72 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,235 biological clock when you were younger. 73 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,637 - Eh, huh? - Yeah, cause your geriatric eggs... 74 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,139 will make your baby come out lookin' like Morgan Freeman. 75 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,275 [Audience laughter] 76 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:57,811 Well your baby will come out wearin' a rainbow tattoo 77 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,281 a "wife beater" and Dickies. 78 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,550 Ooh a little stud. I like that. 79 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,917 Cute! Hah. 80 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,487 Anyway ladies, I'm here to tell you 81 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,489 40's is the new 30's. 82 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,057 And I can still be a mom. 83 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,325 [Scoffs] 84 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,661 Ooh I foolin'. I ain't birthin' no babies. 85 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,664 I am perfectly happy being favorite auntie 86 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,499 to your grown chil-rens. 87 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,967 I'm favorite auntie. 88 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,903 But, bein' able to pick up and go 89 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:26,173 is how this favorite auntie likes to roll. 90 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,675 Oh-kay. Well... 91 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,010 [Lisa Laughs] 92 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,647 Well...I have a College Send Off Party to prepare so I'm gonna need you 93 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,416 favorite aunties to help me. 94 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:36,950 [Both sigh] Oh! 95 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,253 I just glued on my press-ons. 96 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,522 - Really? - Yeah, and I'm really not about that choppin', 97 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,623 dicin' and slicin' life. 98 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,858 Okay, so why are you here, really? 99 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:48,061 Oh that's easy, cause roaches don't die. They multiply. 100 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:51,665 Hush, you big stink bug. 101 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:52,633 Yeah. 102 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:53,701 Please. 103 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,868 Oah, it's-- 104 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,204 [Grunting] 105 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,472 What's up, ladies? 106 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,040 - Hey, Tone. - I'm afraid to ask. 107 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,710 Deh did you get the drinks for the party tomorrow? 108 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,779 Better. I got this keg for a steal. 109 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,781 Which is probably code for, he stole it. 110 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,283 [Lori] Probably. 111 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:12,286 Yeah Donnie, this is not a college frat party. And I'm not serving 112 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,854 beer to a bunch of kids. No. 113 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,557 You had one job man, you're fired! 114 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,327 Hey hey, hold up now. This keg is for the grown folks. 115 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,028 Now when y'all asked me to bartend, 116 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,731 You said that I could serve the kids the choice between water 117 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,965 and punch. 118 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,134 All I need from y'all is the punch. 119 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,001 [Audience laughter] 120 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,003 I'm about to punch you in the throat. 121 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,173 Fine. I don't want to be the bartender anyway, but 122 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,676 there's some single mamas roll up in through here. 123 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,345 I'm a be the bouncer at the door. 124 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,413 And everybody's gettin' frisked. 125 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:42,249 [Instrumental Music] 126 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:46,019 Your mom is so sweet for throwing you guys a going away party. 127 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,821 Oh, the party's for Ebony. 128 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,223 I had my going away party 2 years ago. 129 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:52,426 Yeah, it's sweet but I'm kinda nervous. 130 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,095 Why, you don't think Davion's gonna show up? 131 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,764 Girl, you know he's still feelin' you. 132 00:04:56,797 --> 00:05:00,033 Hell, no. I'm not nervous about that. I'm nervous about goin' to college. 133 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,935 You have every reason to be. 134 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,471 [In unison] Why? 135 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,540 You gonna gain that freshman 15. 136 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:07,941 What's that? 137 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,212 In college, you won't have mom there to make you eat your fruits and vegetables. 138 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,782 Eatin' pizza and ramen while studyin', 139 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,051 oh yeah, you gonna gain them pounds. 140 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,455 15? Shoot, my sister gained 25 141 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,358 so I gained all her cute clothes she couldn't fit in anymore. 142 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,726 Eow! 143 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,895 Well I'm not worried about that. What if I don't like my roommate? 144 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,363 Then it'll be pure hell, 145 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,765 and don't let your roommate wanna pledge your sorority, you'll have 146 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:34,267 people knockin' at your door all hours of the night. 147 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,804 And they won't care that you got an early mornin' exam. 148 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,439 It's like that? 149 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:41,575 Yeah, and don't even get me started on the stealin' that happens in dorm life. 150 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,076 [Audience laughter] What? 151 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:46,146 Yeah. Lock your stuff up, including your snacks. 152 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,749 Them thieves be stealin' like it's a sport. 153 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,285 Well, what if I can't maintain my GPA? I mean I don't wanna get 154 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,555 put on academic probation, no offense. 155 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:57,090 None taken. It is what it is. 156 00:05:57,124 --> 00:06:00,661 Ebony, you're gonna be fine, girl. And look, I'll be visiting you regularly 157 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,831 scoping out the cute guys and just going to all the parties with you, 158 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,599 girl it's gonna be lit! 159 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,835 Wait Alyssa, how are you gonna be visitin' me when you're supposed to be 160 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,637 goin' to Tubman College. 161 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:14,074 So about that, I have decided to defer my enrollment date for school 162 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,676 so I can pursue my real passion. 163 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,512 Oh you wanna study abroad first? 164 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:22,115 No, girl. I wanna be a Laker Girl. 165 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,285 Um Alyssa, do your parents 166 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,187 know about your new little plan? 167 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,924 Technically, no. But I already know my dad's gonna freak out. 168 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,359 Ya think? 169 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,962 Yeah, he's a Clippers fan. 170 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:35,863 [Audience laughter] 171 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,030 Aren't we all? 172 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,366 Oh girl, no. You're gonna need more than a prayer. 173 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,968 Facts. 174 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:44,037 [Instrumental Music] 175 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,674 Yeah, I understand. Just don't do anything until I get there. 176 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,742 [Organ Music fades out] 177 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:50,544 Hey, Dad. 178 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,212 How's it goin', son? 179 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,881 Good. You got a minute to talk? 180 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,283 Gotta make it quick. I have an emergency at one of my 181 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,886 properties and I gotta meet my construction team, ASAP. 182 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,222 I understand, it's just with all the preparation of Ebony goin' off to college, I'm feelin' 183 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,691 - a little le-- [Doorbell rings] - Oh, could you get... 184 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,392 the door please? 185 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,564 - Hey, Aunt Viv. - Hey. Hey, guys. 186 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,799 Hey, Viv. 187 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:14,201 So a Devin, are you excited for your sister? 188 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:16,303 Ah yeah, I'm also excited about-- 189 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:19,907 Hey, guys. We are off to Bed, Bath, and Emporium to do some shoppin' 190 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,009 for Miss Ebony's dorm room. 191 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,678 Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna show you some simple decorating tips 192 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:27,247 that will make your small space feel like home away from home. 193 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,250 Yeah. Florence night-in-jail knows what she's talkin' about. 194 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:33,086 I'm tryin' to decide if I wanna go with teal green and peach 195 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,855 or red and black for my color scheme. 196 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,490 What do you think, Devin? 197 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,091 - Ah...I-- - You can send him pictures from the store, 198 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,761 we've gotta go so we can get all the good stuff before it's gone. 199 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,262 And just make sure all my money's not gone. 200 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,098 Your money? It hasn't been your money since we got married. 201 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,066 [Audience laughter] 202 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,501 Mm. 203 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,737 You know I'm actually going with them Tony, because I get a good discount 204 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,338 through my connections at the store. 205 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:54,942 Oh in that case baby, go ahead and splurge since it's on your Aunt Viv's dime. 206 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,810 Make sure she don't use the 5 finger discount. 207 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,311 What was that? 208 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,413 - He said make sure that you don't-- - Ah she uses all 5... 209 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,516 - fingers when she lifts for herself. - Alright, alright. 210 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,251 - I'll see y'all. - Let's go before your dad's 211 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,419 shoppin' for a new couch to sleep on. 212 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,623 Okay Devin, check your messages, cause I want your opinion. 213 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,925 Alright Devin, so what was it you wanted to talk about? 214 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,227 - Nah, it's all good. - Go ahead, son. 215 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:18,198 Okay well...with all the excitement of Ebony goin' off to school, I mean I'm just 216 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,733 feelin' a little left out. 217 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,301 Left out? What are you talkin' about? 218 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,103 She said she's gonna send you pictures from the store. 219 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:26,373 No, it's not that. I mean I'm about to leave soon too and I just 220 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,308 - ...feel like-- - Woa woa woa, hold that thought. 221 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,144 Hello...Yes! I'm already 222 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,614 in the car. What are you talkin' about? Relax. 223 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:36,283 - You don't hear the GPS. - [GPS] Turn left at the next light. 224 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,785 That is it! 225 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,653 Sorry, son. They think I'm in the car already, so I gotta get outa here. 226 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,222 - It's not a-- - We'll talk later, man. Love ya much. 227 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:45,225 [Choking up] How come he don't want me, man? 228 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,727 [Music stings out] 229 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,629 [Instrumental Music] 230 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:51,064 Yeah, yeah we are just so proud of our daughter. 231 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,133 We think she's narrowed it down to either 232 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,136 pre-med or bio-chemisty as her major so-- 233 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,272 Well, she's narrowed it down to either pre-law or business 234 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:02,610 But hey she's so smart, she might go for that dual degree. And when she's old enough, 235 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,311 announce her run for president. A buh buh buh. 236 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,512 [Audience laughter] 237 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,315 I guess you could say that I planted a seed a long 238 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,784 time ago that sparked Ebony's thirst of knowledge. 239 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:11,952 Negro, please. 240 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,088 You ain't got to lie, Donnie. 241 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:19,927 Over here fakin' the funk with your funky butt in front of these women. 242 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,129 Ladies, please excuse these two hatin'-ass 243 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,631 battle axes. 244 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,999 Who do you think you are, Fred Sanford? 245 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,301 - Whoa! - [Rachel] You big dummy. 246 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,937 Battle axes? 247 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:33,173 Yes. Definition: a formidably aggressive 248 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,643 - older woman. That would be you, Weezy. - Ooh ooh! 249 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,444 Jo-Orge! 250 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,713 and you, Aunt Esther. 251 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:40,881 [Audience laughter] 252 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,884 You need to take your broke ass... 253 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,819 definition- you- 254 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,656 over there and stop those kids from checkin' out that 255 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:52,492 bootleg keg you have the audacity to bring to this party. 256 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,829 [Clears throat] Hey ladies, let's pick this conversation up another time. 257 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:59,166 Hey kids, get away from that keg, or that's yo ass! 258 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,868 [Audience laughter] 259 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,370 Trust me, you do not want him. 260 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,173 Over there lookin' like a thick palm tree. 261 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,508 [Audience laughter] 262 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,543 There he is. What's up, son. I was wonderin' where you at? 263 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,180 Oh I was just hangin' out with the homies, you know. 264 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:16,049 These are my friends. They just crossed into their fraternity. 265 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,251 Show 'em what that yard life like. 266 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,787 [Tony chuckles] 267 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,022 Theta eta theta... 268 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,291 [In unison] incorporated! 269 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,361 Whew! 270 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,697 Aah! 271 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,700 - Whew! [Cheers and applause] 272 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,001 Whew whew! 273 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,704 Yeah, we were just plannin' our cross-country road trip back to 274 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,105 - ...school. - Thats cool. That's cool. 275 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,441 Yeah, I just decided to stay out of the way around here since you was 276 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,176 a settin' up for a party. 277 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,078 Boy you ain't slick, you just didn't want to help. 278 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,848 Now listen, we can finish that conversation we had a little later, alright. 279 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,216 - Okay, Dad. - Alright, cool. 280 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,384 Good to meet y'all. Lisa, can I talk to you in the kitchen? 281 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,520 Ebony, come meet my friends. 282 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:56,123 Nice to meet you guys. Thanks for comin' to my party. 283 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,459 Ah and thanks guys, for showin' us how to stomp the yard ah heh 284 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,393 HU! 285 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,695 [In unison] You know! 286 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,596 [Lori] Oh, okay! 287 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,000 - We about to go grab some snacks. - Alright. 288 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,403 [Audience laughter] 289 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:13,473 And that one right there, is lookin' like a whole snack. 290 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,142 Okay girl, you crazy. 291 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,578 I know, Eb. But you know that was so cool, right? 292 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,080 I want to go to college. 293 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,715 I thought you were becomin' a Laker Girl? 294 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,417 Girl as I predicted, my parents lost it when I told 295 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,720 them I wanted to defer my enrollment. 296 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,422 Do you think it would've been better if you were cheerleader for the Clippers? 297 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,893 Ah hah, no. They threatened to cut off all financial support, and 298 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:36,463 ship me off to the Peace Corps if my butt wasn't on a college campus in the fall. 299 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:40,768 You know, well I was actually thinkin' about doing the deferment thing myself. 300 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,736 But you're my little A.P. homie. 301 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,072 My B.F.F. that never gets any F's. 302 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,241 Oh I know and getting good grades and 303 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:51,011 all that jazz and making my parents happy has always been my 304 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,514 thing but it's just time to figure out what I need to do with my life. 305 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,516 Well if it helps any, there are 306 00:11:56,549 --> 00:12:00,921 plenty of successful people who have never been to college, or if they did they didn't finish. 307 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,490 Like the guys who created Twitter and Facebook, 308 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,624 billionaires. 309 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,693 - Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. - True. 310 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,962 - Mm hm. - Although we've only named white men. 311 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:12,365 Madam C.J. Walker was the first female black millionaire, 312 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,936 creating...products for curlier girls like us. 313 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:20,107 Girl, you right. Girl, you right. I always thought about being a social media influencer. 314 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,643 Right. And honestly girl, unless you're like tryin' to become a doctor or 315 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,145 lawyer, who needs college? 316 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,148 You're right. Thanks for the confirmation, Alyssa. 317 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:31,151 You know. But anyways girl, 318 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,821 I'm gonna go over there and get that. 319 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,188 I mean... 320 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,156 get a snack. 321 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,025 Oh my gosh. 322 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,795 [Instrumental Music] 323 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,763 Oaw. 324 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,766 Mmm...my baby. 325 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,004 Well what are you doin'? 326 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,506 Are you teary-eyed. What did Tony do? 327 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,977 No! I'm just...I'm just gettin' the cake ready. 328 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,679 Aw, it's so beautiful. 329 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,816 Yeah. I took one look and I almost got a little misty. 330 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:03,984 Ah oaw. 331 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,752 My babies are really growin' up. 332 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,188 I know. It's a trip. 333 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,024 I helped raise a scholar princess. 334 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,861 How, when you were raised by wolves? 335 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,329 Okay. You know what, Lori, she's right. 336 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,932 She's right, you know it takes a village. 337 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,400 - [Rachel] Thank you, sis. - You played... 338 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,170 an important role in Ebony's life, both of you. 339 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,637 You're so sweet. 340 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,040 - You really did. It's true. - Aw, you're gonna make me tear up, girl. 341 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:31,178 Yeah my eyeballs are...they are feelin' a little sweaty. 342 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,346 - Your armpits. Get over here. - Shut up.... 343 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,547 Scary Poppins. 344 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,683 [Lisa] We did it, guys. 345 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:40,387 Lisa! Come on out the kitchen. Ebony's about to announce her major. 346 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,855 Bring The Breakfast Club wit cha, 347 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,924 Charlamagne the Bald and D.J. Wig Ending. 348 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,093 - Okay, alright. Let's just get it together. - [Lori] Okay. 349 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,897 - [Rachel] Alright. - Let's take this cake out there. 350 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:53,100 Can I have everyone's attention please? 351 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,269 So after careful thought... 352 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,405 at this time 353 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,974 I have decided that I'm not going to college. 354 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,209 [Multiple voices] What?! 355 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,444 Oh, Lord. Oh, baby, baby. Oh, shoot. 356 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,578 Oh, damn. 357 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,882 I'm sorry Mom and Dad. I just can't do this. 358 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,317 - Oah. - [Tony] Ebony? 359 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:15,588 [Instrumental Music] 360 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:20,961 [Instrumental Music] 361 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,129 Devin, did you know about this? 362 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,497 No, Dad. I swear. I I'll go talk to her. 363 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,765 Yeah, you go do that. 364 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,567 Ah so listen everybody, can I have your attention please? 365 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,569 Ah, get the hell out! 366 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,339 - Tony, come on. - Okay alright, I'm sorry. Ah thank you... 367 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,741 for coming. Seriously, but you gotta go. Bye. 368 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:35,976 Peace. 369 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:36,843 [Audience laughter] 370 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,611 [Lori] I ain't goin' nowhere. 371 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,683 Lisa, I bet you it was little Miss Megan no-good had somethin' to do with this. 372 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,818 Ah, y'all get the hell out too. 373 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,621 - Come on, chop, chop. - I ain't thinkin' about you, Tone. 374 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,856 [Rachel] Please. 375 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,626 [Instrumental Music] 376 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,962 She's not talkin'. 377 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,796 Oh she's about to start talkin' right now. 378 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,499 We'll take it from here, Devin. 379 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,304 Ebony Elise Stallworth... 380 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,473 what was that stunt you just pulled downstairs? 381 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,309 - Mom, Dad. - Oh, don't start with the sweet Mom, Dad stuff. 382 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,344 Let the girl talk, Tony. 383 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:15,148 I'm so sorry for embarrassing you in front of our guests. 384 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:18,318 I could care less about those guests. What is goin' on with you, sweetheart? 385 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,620 I don't think I'm ready for college. 386 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,023 - What? - Honey, you've done everything right... 387 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,492 academically to get you to this point. 388 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,996 Academically, yes. Emotionally... 389 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,730 mentally, no. 390 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,901 I'm actually interested in becoming a social media influencer and entrepreneur. 391 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,004 You mean entre-poor-neur. 392 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,506 What you gonna move to Portugal, drive a Porsche? 393 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,008 The, who who put you up to this? 394 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,742 That that that that that Alyssa girl? 395 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,477 - No, Dad. - Hm. 396 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,147 It's a lot of young people that are getting paid 397 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,683 for sharing their love for makeup and more clothes online. 398 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,520 Okay so let me get this straight. You want to pass up on college 399 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,355 so that you can sit at home all day 400 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,858 takin' selfies of yourself in cute clothes and hopin' somebody pays you for it? 401 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,327 It's more than that. 402 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,663 Oh my goodness Ebony, what is goin' on in that brilliant 403 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,831 had of yours? 404 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,699 Mmm...brilliant may be a bit strong. 405 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,600 [Audience laughter] 406 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,236 What is goin' on, baby girl? 407 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,038 I don't know. I guess 408 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:14,007 I was ready leave home and go to college and 409 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,708 I'm just nervous. 410 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:19,179 Honey, you were the one that had to remind me that you're not goin' that far. 411 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:23,850 Yeah, and if you get homesick, you can always come home for dinner and to wash your clothes. 412 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,554 I don't know. I guess I'm just afraid of failing and disappointing you like Devin. 413 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,757 Hey, failure is not in our DNA. 414 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,127 Right. And Devin might have had a minor setback, but he's no failure. 415 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,264 And you my dear will not fail either. 416 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:41,134 You know what, you two continue this conversation. I need to speak with Devin for a minute. 417 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,104 Oah. 418 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:47,440 So since you were ear hustlin', I take it you heard that conversation. 419 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,741 Yeah, I did. 420 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,144 Is this what you wanted to talk to me about yesterday, son? 421 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:55,915 I mean, just the part about bein' a disappointment to you and Mom. 422 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,585 See and here I thought you were just a 423 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,588 a little jealous because Ebony was gettin' all the attention. 424 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,590 I mean, I was a little jealous but 425 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:07,294 Ebony's my baby sister. I'm proud a her and this whole college thing. 426 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,461 You got this. 427 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,496 You think so? 428 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,765 I know so. Failure is not in our DNA. 429 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,734 [Chuckles] That's right. 430 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,504 As a matter of fact, I did want to share with you all that 431 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,006 since I was able to get my G.P.A. up my dean in 432 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,442 informed me that I'll be able to 433 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,278 restore my financial aid and graduate with my class. 434 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,779 - Now that's what I'm talkin' about. - [Lisa] Oah! 435 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,815 - Alright. I'm proud a you, son. - [Audience cheers and applauds] 436 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,283 We all are, baby. 437 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,485 Thank you. And I'm proud a my little sister, 438 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,787 who's about to be a college freshman 439 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:35,988 Ain't that right? 440 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,791 You mean, "isn't that right?" And yes, you right. 441 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,660 Whatever, brainiac. 442 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,463 You know, college is a privilege and we're both blessed to have 443 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,165 parents that can make it happen for us. 444 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,533 Mmm. 445 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,169 And we want you both to know that we're really proud of you. 446 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,172 Ah, even though Ebony almost gave us both heart attacks. 447 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:56,209 Well Lisa, looks like operation empty nest is still on schedule. 448 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,778 So, let's go downstairs and get some of that cake, yeah? 449 00:17:58,811 --> 00:17:59,679 I love you guys. 450 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,381 - [Devin] Group hug? - [Tony] Alright. 451 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,150 - [Lisa] Oaw. [Music stings] 452 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:08,588 [Instrumental Music] 453 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,558 Okay. Come on you two, you're about to be late. 454 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,560 [Footsteps] 455 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:18,398 I cannot believe you're lettin' Ebony take all this stuff to school. 456 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,800 Yeah, well the idea is not to have to come back and repeat after the second 457 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,535 year, can't get right. 458 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,404 And girls have a lot of stuff. 459 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,739 Yes, girls need their stuff. 460 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:30,310 Come on Ebony, we need to get all your stuff to campus soon. 461 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,711 [Footsteps stomping] 462 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,714 Can't forget my favorite bear. 463 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,416 Didn't you already pack another teddy bear? 464 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,651 Yeah, this one's for my bookshelf. The other one's for my bed. 465 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,020 - Hmm. - Hey, I won you that bear at... 466 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,389 the Middle School Halloween Carnival. 467 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,224 - Yeah. - Oh that is so sweet. 468 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,825 You should name the Teddy bear, Devin. 469 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,160 Yeah no, Mom. That's corny. 470 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,295 [Devin] Ah...yeah. 471 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,398 I just cannot believe our little girl is flyin' the coup. 472 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,100 Flyin' the coup? this chick is just crossin' the road. 473 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,268 Ah. 474 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,269 [Audience laughter] 475 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,171 I'm the one headed back across the country. 476 00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,072 Can I get an emotional send off? 477 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,542 You had your emotional send off 2 years ago. 478 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,611 You just get your butt in them books and make us proud. 479 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,513 - Alright?...Alright. - Will do, Dad. 480 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,514 Love you, Mom. 481 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,116 - Love you too, baby. - We love you too, son. 482 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:14,621 Well...the fellas are outside so, I guess I'll see you during Thanksgiving. 483 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,957 Well maybe sooner cause Alyssa wants to go to Howard's Homecoming. 484 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,892 That's what's up, well... [Ebony chuckles] 485 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,961 go show that school what you're made of and 486 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,096 Face-time me when you're all moved in. 487 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,065 [Choking up] I will, bro. 488 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,670 Alright. Let's get this show on the road. 489 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,872 Uh huh. 490 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,307 [Lisa] Yep yep yep. 491 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,344 Me first. [Lisa and Tony laugh] 492 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,918 Can't forget my Devin bear. 493 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,854 [Audience Aww's] 494 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,022 [Applause] 495 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,860 [Instrumental Music]